10 best statements on sex

Here is the scale of 10 best celebrity statements on sex. Read it and enjoy!

 

 

jlp

 

10. Rodney Dangerfield – ‘Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.’

 

jlp

 

9. Elmo Phillips – ‘You don’t appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.’

 

8. Robert De Niro

 

jlp

 

‘According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.’

 

7. Steve Martin – ‘Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.’

 

6. George Burns – ‘It's only premarital sex if you're going to get married.’

 

5. Jack Nicholson

 

jlp

 

‘My mum never saw the irony in calling me „son-of-a-bitch“.’

 

4. Robin Williams – ‘Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.’

 

3. Billy Crystal

 

jlp

 

‘Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.’

 

2. Sharon Stone

 

jlp

 

‘Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.’

 

1. Woody Allen – ‘Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.’

 

 

The scale has been put together by Sarah Fisher on the website Hollywood news. If you can think of a funnier statement, write it down in comments, so that the rest of us can have a laugh too.

 

 

---